Well, I guess we have our answer.
So, I was wondering if Governor Jindal was an actual phenomenon of some sort or just a particularly bizarre expression of Louisiana's damaged political culture. I think I pretty much have my answer.
Louisiana has become the latest target of the Discovery Institute, the Seattle think tank whose "Wedge Strategy" for getting intelligent design (ID) creationism into public school science classes was thoroughly discredited in Kitzmiller et al. v. Dover Area School District (2005). The Discovery Institute has teamed up with the LA Family Forum, the Louisiana affiliate of Focus on the Family, to promote a stealth creationism bill in the guise of "academic freedom" legislation....
Update [2008-6-27 10:39:19 by Frederick Clarkson]: Gov. Jindal signed the bill
Jindal is just another nutbar Christian theocrat. I have little doubt that he'll be tossed aside once a more attractively tinted nutbar Christian theocrat comes along, and that will be that.
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There's no way he was honestly unaware of any oil spills from Katrina. Here, he clearly and calmly states - not a slip of the tongue or word play gotcha - that there were no major oil spills from Katrina.
Have a look. He's lying, plain and simple. Oh, yeah and it's on Fox News.
http://thinkprogress.org/2008/06/27/jindal-katrina-oil-spill/
I wonder if he was lying about the exorcism, too.
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)(That's the scientific term for crickets chirping. Thanks Wikipedia!)
Anyway, where's the defense of Jindal? Come on, I never even heard of the guy until I read here at the Forvm about what a fine, upstanding new hope he was for the real, no kidding, actual, not-Bush, serious, no-foolin, rootin-tootin Conservative Movement that's going to break out all over.
The Real Deal, who won't fail the conservative cause?
So, was this a lie, or a just a bald-faced lie?
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| parent )and not a single stout-hearted conservative here at the Forvm will defend Bobby J., the devoutly religious man who will redeem the republican party, and restore honor to the conservative cause?
Bald-faced lie it is, then. He should do well as a republican.
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| parent )However, from my perspective and to be fair, oil spill would have to mean a spill that actually reaches land to cause environmental damage or at least have significant potential to do so. Any information that such was the case as a consequence of the Katrina destruction?
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| parent )links below the vid in the link I posted. Take a look.
Completely besides the point, I don't see how oil spilling off the coast is any less bad than oil spilling on land.
Here's a link to huge PDF from the Minerals Management Service:
http://www.mms.gov/tarprojects/581/44814183_MMS_Katrina_Rita_PL_Final%20Report%20Rev1.pdf
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| parent )seems to point to spills from onshore installations.
So does the second and the third is the same source as the second.
An oil spill at sea which doesn't reach land will eventually be diluted by the elements which isn't ideal but isn't the feared environmental disaster that makes some States unwilling to drill off their shore either.
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| parent )He's James Dobson with a tan?
;-)
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)that Jindal is a vicious nut:
Jindal Signs Chemical Castration Bill
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)Yes, authorizing a means of punishment first adopted in the US in California is going to convince the voting public that Jindal is a fascist nutcase. Why, one. . .even two percent of the public might turn on him over this!*
*--I'm sure that it'll be just a coincidence that Bill Clinton is never seen within the borders of Louisiana from this date forward.
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| parent )guilty conscience?
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| parent )Just translating the rant--though the whole "California's been doing this for years" thing makes the rant look too silly to be worth translating, really.
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| parent )I blame it all on the Internet
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| parent )Because describing someone as "vicious" for signing a law authorizing legal penalties for violent sexual criminals that have been used for years in the noted draconian hellhole of California is measured and rational. And the childish "what made you think of fascism?" snigger, too--very smooth.
You didn't do your homework on this one, Hank--wriggling on the hook just makes you look silly.
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| parent )I think it is vicious, and I think chemical or surgical castration is barbaric - no homework or wriggling necessary. I don't care if every state in the union does it, I don't care if 90% of the people think it's a good idea. I seem to remember 90% of the people approving of Bush about 6 years ago - I guess being in the 10% proved to be the correct position then, too.
Maybe if I threw in a couple "shriekings" or "foamings" it would be more appealing to you.
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| parent )But I think I've made my point that your position is a lonely minority one on this issue--and that arranging for nasty penalties for sexual predators will strike most Americans as the non-nutty position. So if you want to keep complaining about this and encouraging others to do so, please do--I can't think of many things that would help boost Jindal's national popularity more.
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| parent )because nothing would make me happier than to see "The Exorcist" on the Republican ticket. And I'm already aware of your predilection (even enthusiasm) for nasty penalties.
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| parent )A radical left group makes accusations that don't square with the actual language of the bill. The text of the bill:
To recap, the law allows the state board to grant school boards' requests for expanded discussion and materials on scientific theories. That is "nutbar Christian theocracy"? Really? Seems like the real nutbars are the Talk2Action folks, what with all their paranoid rants about the US becoming a theocracy.
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)... maybe that won't amount to anything. But what, I wonder, will those "expanded discussion materials on scientific theories" include? Anything from the Discovery Institute, perhaps?
I think we're past the point where this "teach the controversy" spiel deserves anything like the benefit of the doubt. Time will tell, of course, how the statute actaully gets used; it is sufficiently non-specific to allow the overheated talk of incipient theocracy to look like nonsense (which, of course, it is). But the effort to insert this ID nonsense into school curricula ought to be an embarrassment, it ought to be derided, and when politicians pander by giving it support, they deserve extra helpings of scorn.
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| parent )http://controversy.wearscience.com/
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| parent )..."scientific theories". This would exclude creationism because creationism's a belief, not a theory. It should also exclude intelligent design because, although it's a theory, it's not a scientific theory, i.e., it's hypotheses have not been tested and supported via the scientific method. If it does get introduced into a school district, it should be challenged and defeated, going by a plain reading of the bill.
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| parent )...would have possibly made us capable of willful ignorance.
The bill is what it is. The people behind the bill are what they are. No sensible person disputes that the purpose of this bill is to teach Creationism (or its bastard cousin, Intelligent Design) in public schools.
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| parent )Then where in the bill is there mention of intelligent design, and please tell us all where there is support that ID is a scientific theory? This is the English language we're talking about, no?
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| parent )The pro-Creationism groups pushing this bill are wrong, and the scientific groups opposing the bill are wrong. Simply put, every single person who has put nontrivial effort into the issue is absolutely wrong, and you have seen through this with an hour's effort.
There can be no doubt about this.
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| parent )The key phrase is "open and objective discussion of scientific theories." I don't think a plain reading of the bill requires that the "support and guidance for teachers regarding effective ways to help students understand, analyze, critique, and objectively review scientific theories" be itself limited to scientific theories. The whole premise (if we assume all this is meant in good faith) is to equip teachers and students with the ability to "assess" the validity of, say, neo-Darwinian evolutionary theory. And that's not itself a scientific task; done properly, it's a task for the philosophy of science. (Improperly, it's apology for pseudo-science.)
Or we can go at this another way: what's meant by "open," anyway? It suggests that the boundaries of the scientific pedagogy are invidiously narrow; how ought they be expanded? What are the options on the table for 'expanding' the scientific account of the origin of the human species beyond evolutionary theory? What can they possibly have in mind?
Maybe nothing; I'll be glad enough if the bill proves as vacuous in effect as it is in its phrasing.
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| parent )since ID is not a scientific theory, it can't even be introduced as a topic for "open and objective discussion". The bill plainly stated "scientific theories", and ID isn't one, by any scientific standard. Because of this, any local school board that tries to insert ID will get pummeled. This is why the bill is much ado about nothing. The real issue is that the Left decided that this was an angle to go after a potential VP candidate. Thinkprogress is pulling this same kind of bullsh*t.
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| parent )so I'm not so sure why you want to call it a cheetah.
Even if everyone was to accept that ID was not a scientific theory without argument it could still be brought into discussion of other scientific theories, such as evolution of the species. After that it all comes down to presentation.
I think you're being wilfully credulous here, but maybe I'm wrong, so tell me what you think the purpose of the bill is. What great unmet need in the education of children is this language aiming to meet?
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| parent )the same people who want to 'teach the controversy' aren't going to designate ID as 'unscientific'.
IMO you're not reading between the lines here. The bill is coded cover for teaching ID. It may not be the most obvious language for doing so, but it's still murky enough to provide some wiggle room.
Proving that ID isn't 'scientific' is no easy task, but marking it as part of 'the controversy' is easy as pie.
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| parent )of "scientific theories" which are not being sufficiently addressed by current Louisiana school science curricula, such that they merit special legislative action to promote them?
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| parent ). . .another clumsy attempt to kneecap Jindal while he's still moving up the ladder. It's not enough to make me want him as this year's Republican VP candidate, but it promises to provide future entertainment as the usual suspects overreach, accompanied by shrieking and foaming that will make him all the more attractive to saner voters.
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| parent )Tell-tale symptoms of demonic possession.
Jindal is the man with the experience for the job.
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| parent )You owe me a keyboard
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| parent )Maybe I just bought into another RNC PR effort but listening to the guy -- I really liked him.
The only other thing I've read on this issue is here:
http://rationallyspeaking.blogspot.com/2008/06/creationists-push-for-critical-thinking.html
and it is not good.
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)Not something we can expect to be enshrined into the teaching curriculum at the likes of Pensacola Christian College any time soon.
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| parent )And what would be its actual practical effects?
I followed the link, but after suffering through several paragraphs of hyperventilation I gave up hope that such basic information would ever be forthcoming.
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)Well, never fear, I'll help you out.
LINK (PDF)
EDIT: I assume the offending sections are--
Along with:
So that Derbyshire, for instance, fears that
I confess I'm disappointed to see a Catholic politician line up behind this nonsense.
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| parent )First, I'm assuming "parish" here means the unique La. word for a political subdivision, with no religious connotations.
Assuming that's true, what would you think of the law if "evolution" were stricken? No? How about "evolution" and "origin of life"?
AFA doctrinaire elementary and high school textbooks like Bender's (as in Matthew, not the dipsomaniac robot), some conservatives think they omit large portions of American history to avoid offending various subgroups. OTOH, Some left-leaners think they fall far short of what they would like to see taught to public school students. Did you happen to read Lies My Teacher Told Me" by James Loewen? If you haven't, don't; here's a review from Booklist that says why:
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| parent )is a county.
I'm finding this whole debate pretty funny, actually--since I'm likely the only person on this site who was actually taught 'Creationism" in a Louisiana public school. Nobody really believed then--nor do they now--that God created the world a few thousand years ago, as Bishop Ussher claimed, complete with fossils like a theme park. The legislature didn't, the teachers didn't, and 90% of the kids didn't. It was all a sop to Louisian's unique conservative Catholic--Fundie Baptist coalition, which is the first to bolt the doors at the first sign of evolution in bird flu or MRSA, for instance.
Evolution isn't the issue any more--"Intelligent Design" is. Liberals claim this to be a code word for "Creationism", but it isn't. It posits, at least in the form I've been exposed to, that God deliberately directed evolution in order to make humankind kings of the jungle. Why that notion would bother anyone is beyond me--not only is it a giant step in the right direction (since it admits evolution actually exists), it's unproveable either way, as is the existence or non-existence of God. Besides, it's hard to understand why anyone who eats meat would be so quick to reject the notion, since their right to do so now hangs by such a tenuous moral thread; the Spanish parliament has just granted full equal rights to apes (meaning that they can marry humans, apply for jobs and public housing, etc), and the European parliament will swiftly follow. Within 50 years these rights will be extended to all animals, and the fast-food carnage will cease.
"Intelligent Design" could one day become your only ticket to a steak.
As for Jindal being stupid, vicious, etc--that's just slander. No one here has ever met him or knows much about him. The one time I heard him speak in person, he reminded me of Bobby Kennedy. Who was also, you know, a Catholic. And who supported the death penalty for every kind of rape, which was then the law in most states. There's not a politician in America who couldn't be called similar names for supporting or signing some sort of legislation that offends some group or other. It would be my fondest wish here during what promises to be a pretty intense election campaign, to see all commenters moderating their personal attacks on all contenders, regardless of their own private beliefs. Name-calling doesn't persuade, it only alienates.
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| parent )but in what is shaping up to be a closer election than many at first figured I'm afraid your plea for civility will mostly fall on deaf ears. However, I'm willing to give it a whirl, to an extent, but not because any particularly noble motive. For whatever reason name calling, to the extent that it's being used now, is becoming rather boorish to me so I've been flirting around with the idea of changing my writing style. That isn't to say I'll stick to a higher plane of ideas most of the time and pass up pointing out looney tunes behavior when I see it, just that when I point something out it would be in a way where my own commentary would be superfluous.
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| parent )COmparatively it might be less offensive than young earth creationism, but then comparatively Geraldo Rivera might be less offensive than Mugabe, but Geraldo still bothers me.
ID is the positive assertion that natural processes *couldn't* produce organisms that exhibit a certain level of complexity and manages to mischaracterize + misapply both complexity theory and information theory in the service of an essentially religious hypothesis.
There are worse things surely, but 'bothersome' still seems apt.
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| parent )The Pastafarians proved that beyond a doubt.
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| parent )surprised to hear you promoting it.
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| parent )This short response by J. Derrida is worth a look:
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=kHyK-yWY4nQ
I am heartened at how quickly things are moving on the human/ape marriage frontier. Just a few years ago a remake of Planet of the Apes came out. What a disappointment! After Charles Heston kissed the ape in the original film version, I was expecting the twenty first century version to feature some man/monkey boning or at least heavy petting.
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| parent )to you one of my favorite novels, "His Monkey Wife" by John Collier. This features (by implication) several torchy man-primate sex scenes.
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| parent )Disturbingly ironic name, now that I think about it in English.
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| parent )is not science, it's religion and as such has no place in a school science curriculum. End of argument.
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| parent )"end of argument".
The argument isn't about what's taught in Southern classrooms--where a minority of science is ever really science--the argument is about whether or not this is worth arguing about. Is it even a national, as opposed to a local, issue? Any kid interested in becoming a scientist will go to college anyway, where "ID" is not taught. And what about Islamic schools, where old-style Creationism is the norm?
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| parent )by admitting that ID is not science and now shifting to rationalize that any potential damage incurred by teaching ID and science on an equeviliant basis would be minimal.
I'm generally not in favor of education policy that seeks to dumb down the populace by accommodating fundamentalist religious views in the science curriculum, YVMV.
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| parent )I'm not in favor of either Creationism or ID being taught in public schools, so I haven't "lost" anything. On the other hand, so far as I know, there are no national educational laws in this country, only college entrance standards--and nothing will prevent states like Louisiana from teaching what they like. Not even your brand of absolutism.
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| parent )Not even very public exposure of such naked pandering to fundamentalists as "teach the controversy" by certain politicians? I see no need for legislative intervention either for or against the teaching of ID in the science curriculum.
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| parent )violates Occam's principle, and hence has no place being taught alongside evolution in a science curriculum. Which is where the fundamentalists want it taught. Keep it in theology/cosmology courses, and there's no problem a tall.
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| parent )incredibly silly argument. "Evolution" has a rather long and respected provenance (in the scientific community) and "intelligent design" does not. Science should be taught in science class.
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| parent )I'm not buying into any of that pseudo-scientific claptrap, and see nothing in my post that suggests that I have. All I said was that if Jindal simply wanted to modify what's taught in textbooks, he could do so without passing a law or making a public to-do about it. The clear (to me at least) purpose in mentioning "evolution" and the "origin of life" in this law is to open the door to non-evolutionary, non-biological, pro-Biblical etc. preachery in the guise of textbook learning. I thought that was a given in this discussion.
Sheesh.
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| parent )I wouldn't think much about it one way or the other really; I'll admit, once I'm done with this thread, I won't think about it much even though it does have "evolution" and "origin of life" included. I do find the kinds of arguments one sees coming out of the Discovery Institute to be almost insultingly bad, but thanks in no small part to the Honorable Judge John Jones III, I don't think they have much of a future ahead of them.
Teaching history is bound to be fraught by competing political viewpoints; but that's a whole different kettle of fish.
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| parent )and a political marker of some kind.
If it's like here, La. has a (hugely bloated) Department of education of some kind, which regularly enters into murky deals with textbook companies. The two prevailing themes, from the two most influential states, seem to be textbooks with the California version of life and that as seen from Texas. I'm betting that if all Jindal wanted to do is get new La. public school textbooks that included counter-evolutionary theories, virgin births and so forth, he could do it by fiat without anyone really paying attention except maybe the ACLU.
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| parent )I'm as befogged as before.
Is the point of this bill to *allow* teachers in the public schools to teach "supplemental textbooks" (e.g., Discovery Institute stuff) *alongside* of the standard (orthodox Darwinian) textbooks, if the "city, parish, or other local public school board" says they can?
'Cause if that's all this amounts to, I am distinctly underwhelmed.
On my list of "things to be outraged by" in the conduct of the public schools, this would come in around #666 - the bee in Derbyshire's bonnet notwithstanding.
--God help the while, a bad world I say.
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| parent )I certainly wouldn't suggest that you ought to be outraged about this--your cup, especially, seems to runneth over--but I don't think it's unwarranted to assume that the anodyne, deflationary language of the legislation belies a more expansive agenda on the part of its supporters, within government and without.
But I suspect Derbyshire's right, in any case, that any move to act on that agenda will end with a (costly) lawsuit, which the ID supports will rightly lose. The Dover decision isn't precedent outside of my fair state, but it's going to be pretty darn persuasive.
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| parent )So we can take your name off McCain's short list of Veep contenders.
Or don't sign the bill in which case I hope McCain does pick you, Bobby, since the creationists will be angry at your decision.
Cool!
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). . .because sneering at religious conservatives is going to be *so* helpful to Obama and harmful to McCain.
Jindal's not experienced enough for the ticket, IMO--and there are better candidates out there even discounting the age factor (cough cough Sarah Palin cough cough). However, anyone who thinks that signing this bill will sink Jindal's national political ambitions is going to be profoundly disappointed.*
*--On the other hand, the last I heard he was being faced with a bill that doubled the pay of legislators in Louisiana--and a large portion of the electorate is infuriated at the idea that he might sign it. *That* could blow his political career out of the water, if he handles it badly.
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